Thursday, May 26, 2011

Nobody Knows You're A Dog On The Internet


Years ago, there was a cartoon in the New Yorker that showed a dog sitting at a desk in front of a computer.  The dog at the computer was talking to another dog, who was lying on the floor next to him, and the caption was something like "Nobody knows you're a dog on the internet.”

That certainly is true. In our household, when we are on-line and a name is requested in situations where we do not want to reveal our actual identity, we use the name of the dog pictured in the photograph above, an ancient Norwich Terrier, named Toby, who receives a great deal of mail and many email messages.  Indeed, Toby has won prizes and even subscribes to magazines.

No, Toby does not write this blog, but he is lying here next to me at my feet, and after finding my blog in the same category as "It's All About The Cats,” I decided to go to the dogs, literally.  I have several animal companions in my household, but Toby has been with us longer than the others, and I thought he deserved some sort of tribute.

Right now, Toby is asleep, as he is much of the day, and he works hard at it.  Barely breathing, he hugs the floor. We got him for one of my daughters when he was a young puppy, a small, barking ball of fur that looked more like a Steiff stuffed animal than a living creature. At the time, we already had a Labrador Retriever, as we do now, but my daughter wanted another dog, “a small dog that would stay small."  My mother-in-law has had Norwich Terriers for many years.  As a result, we were familiar with them, and we obtained Toby from my mother-in-law's breeder.

Now my daughter is twenty years old, and Toby is almost seventeen. He can barely see. He can't hear much, either.  Nonetheless, when he is awake, he still patrols the house as best he can, bumping into walls, tangling himself up in chairs, and getting trapped in corners. Sometimes his hind legs give out, and I give him doses of Tramadol twice a day to help him get around. I carry him up and down the stairs, and outside, too.

Still, the old guy keeps on going. He has been a good companion to me and my family, and he is an inspiration to all of us, although his aging has challenged us, for Toby is sometimes incontinent. As a result, he wears what we call a blue denim "man band," in which we place a disposible adult diaper. He doesn't seem to mind that, but he does appear to be troubled, even embarrassed when on occasion he also will leave deposits around the house that require us to watch our step as we move about.

Cleaning up after Toby is annoying, but it is difficult to be upset when he presses up against me with his muzzle, as he often does now.  He seems to want the physical contact much more now than he did as a younger dog.  He likes to be held much more, too, and when I bring him up onto a couch next to me, he burrows into the cushions and leans against me as he sleeps.  It's the least I can do for the old guy, who has given so much to me and my family over the years.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Back Again And Then Gone To The Dogs

Yes, I said I was back and then I disappeared again for almost two months.  And, yes, I know that if you are going to maintain a blog you must post regularly. With renewed determination, I begin again today, but I must admit that I do so with some hesitation.  I wonder if anyone reads this thing and ask myself why they would, because when I check my blog I sometimes click on the option of going to the next blog, and usually I get some ancient family posting from 2010 about granddad's visit,  a long story about the Lego part that the baby swallowed, or a description of what someone had for breakfast yesterday. Then I find myself moving on to bedroom decorating, perhaps, and my excitement grows when I find myself reading a blog about, say, “canning crunchy dilly beans.”  Once I hit the jackpot; I actually got two baseball blogs, "Twin Geeks," and "Blue Heaven.”  Today, I did it again, starting off with "When I Fell In Love With Sports," and "Keys To The Game." That made me feel a bit better, but clicking on "Next Blog" is something like Russian roulette for me. I never know what I'm going to get, and after "Keys to the Game,” I pressed my luck.  I doubled down and landed on "If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now,""Grace Design," and "Mama T Keeps You In Stitches." I ask myself how do I fit into this category of blog? What algorithm is used?  Is it the title?  Several times I have ended up at "It's All About Cats."  Maybe I should start posting photographs of my dogs.